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This is hysterical! I have never seen it before.....so I had to share. Sorry if you guys have!



The family's dog was bought as a guard,
Chained to a post in a chilly backyard,
Housed in a shed that was airless and dark,
And every few weeks had a run in the park.
When boredom set in with no fun and no work,
One day it broke loose and quietly went beserk.
Pa coudn't fathom just why it went wild,
As it flattened his wife and then bit his child.
The police were called in to sort out the mess,
And the whole sorry tale was revealed by the press.
The rescue society was really annoyed,
So the dog was rehomed and the owners destroyed.

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