drjeffrock Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 So, I have this one neighbor who is a total tool. I have never seen his dog on-leash, not a single time. He never picks up after his dog too. The only reason I dont pick up after his dog and fling it into his yard or front porch is cause he lives in an apartment. There have been a couple instances where his dog narrowly avoided getting trounced by Dex for sneaking up on us. The first time it happened, I asked him nicely to please pick up after his dog, and to keep his dog on-leash. He just smiled at me like the jackoff he his and never changed. Now, it has gotten to the point where I glare at him and give him the "Your number one" salute. The only reason I cant go up to him and give him a piece of my mind is that I always have one of my dogs with me, and I am not going to walk towards an off-leash dog with either of my dogs. So, yesterday I was outside walking Dex, enjoying a cigarette and a cop rolls up alongside me. The cop started asking me questions, cause he heard from a fellow copper that there was "a cool dude in the neighborhood" who had a pit and an Akita. I told him that was me and we started chit-chatting. He has a couple APBTs as well, and we just kind of talked dogs for a few minutes. I was telling him how it irritates me that I have to constantly be on the look out for off-leash dogs and it drives me crazy that people dont pick up their dog poop. He got agitated at the thought as well. He has a house in the valley, and says that he always wakes up to find a fresh pile of poo on his lawn. As we are grumbling about irresponsible, lazy people... the hesher with the always off-leash dog walks out of his apartment. I told the fuzz "Look, thats the one guy I was telling you about!!!" We watched from a distance as numbnutz lets his dog pee and poo, off-leash of course. The policeman contacted animal control, and they wrote the tool a ticket for not picking up after his dog, as well as being off-leash. I believe the first offense for off-leash is $25, dont know about the poop fine. Hopefully this smacktard learns his lesson! I usually am not a snitch, but this drives me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddysMom Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 LOVE that story! Thanks for my laugh of the afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__crazy_canine__ Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Woohoo, I hope that guy gets plenty more tickets! :evilbat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 man, how old are you? I havent heard the term "fuzz" since I was in high school, and that was decades ago.... great story!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddysMom Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 [quote name='courtnek']man, how old are you? I havent heard the term "fuzz" since I was in high school, and that was decades ago....[/quote] :lol: Now who is old enough to remember "pigs" ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 [quote name='BuddysMom'][quote name='courtnek']man, how old are you? I havent heard the term "fuzz" since I was in high school, and that was decades ago....[/quote] :lol: Now who is old enough to remember "pigs" ?![/quote] me.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieMom Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 [quote name='courtnek'][quote name='BuddysMom'][quote name='courtnek']man, how old are you? I havent heard the term "fuzz" since I was in high school, and that was decades ago....[/quote] :lol: Now who is old enough to remember "pigs" ?![/quote] me.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote] Okay, and I can recall cops being referred to as "coppers"---well, at least in the movies!! :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drjeffrock Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 [quote name='courtnek']man, how old are you? I havent heard the term "fuzz" since I was in high school, and that was decades ago.... great story!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote] LOL, 27 years old. I guess its just some of my old man rubbing off on me. Plus, I try to change it up. Who wants to read a story using the same words over and over again? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokipups Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Nice job Jeff, I hope they ticket the snot out of him :P . [quote name='DivineOblivion19'][color=indigo] My dad always gives them crap about eating doughnuts.[/color][/quote] I had a bumper sticker years ago "Bad Cop, No Doughnut!". :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadooshkinz Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 WOHOOOO! :evilbat: Last year we took "Fuzz" in our 1950's terminology :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolk9s Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 good for you! Hopefully that idiot will have some 2nd thoughts about letting his dog roam and foul the area. I don't consider what you did being a snitch. You were simply having a friendly chat with a lawman at the right time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ok "fuzz" trivia....without CHEATING and looking it up, who can tell me where the word COP originally came from? 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefeathers! Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 [quote name='courtnek']ok "fuzz" trivia....without CHEATING and looking it up, who can tell me where the word COP originally came from? 8)[/quote] Citizens On Patrol, of course! You know, from one of the Police Academy movies! Do I win?? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefeathers! Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Glad the knobhead got caught. The cop should have made him pick up the poo bare handed. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddysMom Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 [quote name='Horsefeathers!'][quote name='courtnek']ok "fuzz" trivia....without CHEATING and looking it up, who can tell me where the word COP originally came from? 8)[/quote] Citizens On Patrol, of course! You know, from one of the Police Academy movies! Do I win?? :D[/quote] I think HF wins!!! (right??) Unless it is ... Cranky Old Poop-heads .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 sorry HF..close, but no cigar. its Constable On Patrol....police back thern were called "constables" London, England.... 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieMaya Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 [quote name='drjeffrock'] Hopefully this [u][b]smacktard[/b][/u] learns his lesson! [/quote] Great word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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