Ickle Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 [size=6][b]You Know You Love Dogs When... You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies. The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work. You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside. Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other. You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy. Your dog sleeps with you. You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands. Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course). You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't. You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times. You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid. You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog. You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable. You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie. You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you. You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops out. You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water. You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard yelling, "Emily, pee!" over and over again, while Emily tends to play and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of your behavior is yet another story). You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore. Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself. Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog. [/b][/size] Received from frogdoggers Ickle Quote
CincoandDahlilasgirl Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Guilty and proud of it! :D :lol: Quote
JackieMaya Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 It all sounds perfectly normal to me! Quote
behle Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 That all seems perfectly normal to me. My plate holders says, "I love my big dog, and my big dog loves me." I must admit to feeling a bit self-concious at times while riding around with hubby driving the car.... 8) Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 [quote]You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore[/quote] YEP THATS TRUE WHEN GLADIS HAD BLOOD TESTS THE RESULTS WOULD BE BACK IN 24 HOURS MY DOCTOR SENT ME FOR BLOOD TESTS LAST THURSDAY MY RESULTS WILL NOT BE BACK UNTILL NEXT THURSDAY :-? Quote
JackieMaya Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 How about: You don't buy any new furniture, because then what would your dog have to chew on? Quote
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