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[color=darkred][size=6]Dog In Heat[/size][/color]
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring the Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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VERY funny!! LOL

here's another one, from a television skit

A woman brings her two poodles into the vet (wheeled in in a baby carriage of all things...) complaining that the female is getting fat.
The vet examines her, and pronounces her pregnant. The woman
gets all upset and says "That's not possible - she hasnt been near any male dogs....!!!"

The vet examines the other dog and says "Well, this one is male...."

She gets very angry and says "YOUNG MAN!! Dont be disgusting!!
That's her brother!!!"

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