Carolk9s Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Dear Dogs, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each! other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm. My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellieangel Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I love that Carol !!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltielover Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 So cute..... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 I love that. My Dad often said that he wanted just 2 min, just once in his dogs life where the dog could understand english to explain some very important things, so both of them could be oh so much happier, that letter covers a lot of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 I myself would want 5 min once every 1/4 year at the very least but I guess 2 min would do if that's all I had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizzie Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 thats so cute and true, but you forgot the part where: when I say " Get off of the bed" it means "GET OFF OF THE BED" not move to the foot of the bed and look at me funny,heck dont just sit there and look at me funny, it wont make me change my mind! and dont pretend that you are asleep, I saw your eye twitch :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 [quote]and dont pretend that you are asleep, I saw your eye twitch [/quote] Oh . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: . . . I can so visualize this, sneaky little devils aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malamum Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 or the bit that should say " just because one paw is on the ground doesn't mean you are not on the lounge" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 [size=7][color=blue]very true[/color][/size] :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slim86 Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Carol, that's great. Thank you for posting it. Slim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelboddy Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 That is so cute and funny. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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