Guest Anonymous Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Dog Personalities -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Daschund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. Rotweiller: Make me! Shi-tzu: Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and ... Cat: You need light to see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 FAMOUS DOG QUOTES "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill "In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." -- Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." -- Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" -- Dr. Tom Cat "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." -- Christopher Morley "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook Jackson "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." -- Smiley Blanton "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." -- John Steinbeck Here's one contributed by my good pal Steve. He's a pushover for my smile. "The great thing about a dog is that you can make a fool of yourself in front of him and not only will he not scold you, but he will frequently make a fool of himself, too." - Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Catch Frisbees Keep a night alone from being truly lonely Get us outside on beautiful fall days, rainy days and snowy winter days Listen to our singing Treat us like celebrities when we come home Warm up our beds on cold nights Make our hearts more vigorous Alert us to the arrival of the mail Help us live a little longer Make us smile Agree with everything we say Warm our knees with their chins Provide a use for old tennis balls Signal when a thunderstorm is coming Pull sleds Help lower our blood pressure Test how fast we can run Keep the squirrels from overtaking our yards Teach us the meaning of unconditional love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 too true :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Kat Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 The diverse world of canine personalities..thats what pushed me to do my research project :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pei obssessed Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 to add the pei to the doggie reactions... Shar-Pei: Change the light bulb? ME? That's beneath my dignity! Frankly I'm insulted you've even dared asking... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Maltese: I don't know how to do that. Mommy does everything for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Foxhound: If it's not running, I couldnt care less Lab Mix: Why do you need light? Just SMELL your way around.... [quote]Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" [/quote] I think mine have both realized that....I come home from the store, and they have to check out EVERY BAG....as soon as they find the one with the meat. they are all excited and happy... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bk_blue Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 ROFL Blue heeler response: YOU want the lightbulb changed, YOU do it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFox Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 [quote name='courtnek'] I think mine have both realized that....I come home from the store, and they have to check out EVERY BAG....as soon as they find the one with the meat. they are all excited and happy...[/quote] Yup Zebra does that all the time! Once he found the bag of roast beef and started to pull it out of the grocery bag untill my mom caught him. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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