The big old book of excuses

[Guest roo]

For all those backyard breeders and puppy millers out there
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THE BACK YARD BREEDERS & PUPPY MILLERS BIG OLD BOOK OF EXCUSES

1. When called on bad breeding practices, ALWAYS claim that you are merely an innocent posting as a favor to a friend or family member.

2. Point out that everybody you know breeds this way, therefore it must be
okay.

3. Claim that "snobby show breeders" are only criticizing you because they
want to corner the market on puppy profit.

4. Claim that a Champion in the pedigree is just as good as 56 Champions in the pedigree. Not that it matters, because you doubt that there is such a
thing as a dog with 56 champions in the pedigree.

5. Claim that you are just trying to produce good pets, therefore good pets
are all you need for breeding.

6. When asked about health testing, enthusiastically point out that your
bitch had a health checkup before breeding.

7. Be sure to mention that you do not need to run such health tests as OFA,
CERF, thyroid, cardiac, patellae, etc., because your dogs look healthy and
had no visible problems at their last vet checkup.

8. Point out that these tests cost too much and would cut into your profit
margin. Be sure to champion the right of poor people to breed dogs.

9. Confidently assure worried rescuers that no puppy you produce, or any of
their puppies or grand puppies or great-grandpuppies will end up in shelters
because you have a bunch of friends who have told you that they'd like a pup
from your bitch.

10. Point out that you don't need Championships or working titles on your
dogs because you are breeding for temperament and your dog is really sweet.

11. Silence those annoying people who ask about your health guarantee by
assuring them that buyers can return any sick puppies and you will replace
it with another pup as long as it got sick within a certain amount of time
of sale and as long as you don't think the buyer did something to make the
puppy sick.

12. If your breed or line is rare (or you have a "rare" color, or believe
your breed or color is rare), be sure to remind everyone that you do not
need to show, temperament test, or health test your breeding stock because
you are doing the world a service by continuing this "rare" breed/color/line.

13. No matter what anyone else says, claim that you obviously know what you are doing because you've been breeding for a long time. Point to the
hundreds of puppies you've pumped out over the years as proof.

14. If this is your first attempt at breeding, make sure to remind everyone
that you HAVE to breed your dog because how else are you going to learn how to breed?

15. Assure everyone that your dog does not need to be shown because you were assured by someone at Petsmart/the park/the vet's office/a friend that your dog is a perfect example of the breed.

16. Always remember that "rare" colors, oversized or undersized dogs, and
mixes of popular breeds are great selling points. Anyone who doesn't think
so is obviously not in tune with their customers' wishes.

17. Claim that your dogs are better because they are not inbred, as
inbreeding obviously produces sick/stupid/deformed dogs. If breeding poo [as in "Cock-a-Poo," "Peek-a-Poo," etc.] dogs or other mutts, always point to "hybrid vigor" as proof of your dogs' superiority.

18. Remind everyone that you do not need a waiting list because your puppies are cute.

19. Assure everyone that your puppies will not end up in shelters because
they are cute.

20. Claim that YOUR breed never ends up in shelters in your area, therefore
your puppies will never end up in shelters.

21. If asked why you think your dogs are breeding quality, point out that
they "have papers." Extra points awarded for using the phrase "AKC
Certified." Double points if those papers come from the Continental Kennel
Club.

22. If you sell a sick puppy, always blame the owners for making it sick. If
the owners are clearly not responsible, blame their vet. (see #11)

23. If presented with irrefutable evidence proving you wrong on any excuses
you have used, pretend your server did not receive the post/e-mail.

24. Claim that none of the rules of ethical breeding apply to you because
you only intend to have one litter and therefore aren't a "real" breeder.

25. If all else fails, tell everyone who criticizes you to "get a life."

Written by Denna Pace . It was compiled by reading the horrible BYB ads on rec.pets.dogs.breed. Please credit when quoting.

[Rosebud]

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Love it.

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[TLCPETS]

You can call me anything that makes you or anyone else happy.
Here is an email I have received twice.

<<<<Dear Tomtom,
We have no papers, But she is full blooded Chihuahua.
We live in TX.
She's a fawn color [beige, and off white] with white socks, and a white mark on her forehead.
Her mother Prissy, is the same color. Short haired and short legged. Father was tan with white markings, short haired, and tall. Both parents are also full blooded.
We're not interested in selling any of the puppy's if we breed her. Lil Bit is like one of my kids, actually she is better then my kids. If I can't find a male, then I've decided to get her fixed. If you can't help me, do you know anyone who might be able to? >>>>

My reply was:

<<<<< It sounds like you really love your dog.In my opinion you should just buy another puppy.In all reality your girl could require a c-section to get the puppies and you could very well lose her in the process, and the puppies.You will still have to pay vet cost.I dont think I am interested.>>>>>

I hope I was not rude but got my point across.

[TLCPETS]

[quote name='TLCPETS']You can call me anything that makes you or anyone else happy.
Here is an email I have received twice.

<<<<Dear Tomtom,
We have no papers, But she is full blooded Chihuahua.
We live in TX.
She's a fawn color [beige, and off white] with white socks, and a white mark on her forehead.
Her mother Prissy, is the same color. Short haired and short legged. Father was tan with white markings, short haired, and tall. Both parents are also full blooded.
We're not interested in selling any of the puppy's if we breed her. Lil Bit is like one of my kids, actually she is better then my kids. If I can't find a male, then I've decided to get her fixed. If you can't help me, do you know anyone who might be able to? >>>>

My reply was:

<<<<< It sounds like you really love your dog.In my opinion you should just buy another puppy.In all reality your girl could require a c-section to get the puppies and you could very well lose her in the process, and the puppies.You will still have to pay vet cost.I dont think I am interested.>>>>>

I hope I was not rude but got my point across.[/quote]

Last email:
tom tom
Thank you very much,I'm going to do just that.
I have my first grandbaby on the way. I want lil bit to be here for along time.
You have a nice weekend..

[Guest roo]

That was good they replied TLC :lol:

[mouseatthebusstop]

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[Mama A.J.]

Oh yes! There are too many BYB breeders, it breaks my heart to know how many puppies are brought into this world with a higher risk of having a health problem as they grow up. Or knowing that some of these dogs are just bred over and over again, sucking the life out of them...

It is horrid. And they say that responsible and reputable breeders who do tests and clearances and breed from proven to be healthy blood lines, and who breed from the akc standard, that those breeders are just trying to make a profit by selling their pups for "700-800" dollars. And sadly, most uneducated people will go for the BYB puppies because they are "cheeper", or so they think. Wait until they get down the road and have to pay so many hundred dollars in vet bills.... :(

I am not saying that bad things or health problems do not occur in well-bred puppies, but there is less of a chance. Responsible and reputable breeders try to bring in well-bred dogs that will carry on good lines, that will have less chance of health problems, and that will be the all-around dog. Yet, BYB breeders are filling our world with dogs that often times end up in shelters, end up with health problems, end up in homes unworthy of owning a pup, and yes...also in homes where they are loved and care for.

Look around- we have so many homeless dogs in our shelters and our resuces. Taking care of those is more important than bringing unnedded poorly bred dogs into this world.

Juts my opinion.