JackieMaya
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[quote name='rotten_two']OR you could just not travel (jackie maya and pooh told me to say it)[/quote] Now, you HAVE to stop listening to my knuckleheads!
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[b]A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas[/b] On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornament Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And theSnta topper from the Christmas tree. On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Eleven unwrapped presents Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot about the other eleven days.
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LOL - That's a good one too, Court!
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Maya never gets loose with me. Shortly after Pooh Bear had his hip surgery, I took off his cone, put Maya's citronella collar on her and didn't put her harness on (major brain fart), and she jumped the fence. But she never ever gets out the door without her harness on. My dogs are all very spoiled, but they have a very structured routine for feeding time and turning out time that I ALWAYS follow, and it works great. Now that I think about it, out of the 4 times she's dogsat for me, there have been escapes 3 of those times. Not a good record! So it looks like it'll be back to the kennel from now on when I have to go out of town (until I can get a 6-foot fence put up next year).
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
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Poor Sassy! I hope the vet can figure out what the problem is and get her back to feeling well.
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Pooh Bear and Maya have been quite a challenge for my dog sitter on my last two trips. This last time Pooh Bear only pooped once in the house (the day before I got back), so that was better, and the door to the den got opened and he got into some stuff in there and chewed it up. And Maya got loose one day, jumped over the fence, and it took the dog sitter over an hour to find and catch her. Pooh Bear pushed his way out the door out of turn and Maya bolted out with him. She got close to a busy road. The dog sitter went in her car (you can't catch Maya on foot) and coaxed her with Snickerdoodles that she had in her car for a bake sale. The dog sitter said that as Maya is a "high risk client" she's not sure if she feels comfortable taking care of them again. And the fact that she is a professional dog sitter and Maya got loose on two of my trips makes me very nervous too. My next trip would be in February. I REALLY want to raise my chain link fence to 6 feet, but I don't know if I would be able to get that done during the winter. If worse comes to worse, I could take them to the kennel I used to board them at on my vacations. Oh, the joys of having problem children.
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Help me, freaking out but for nothing maybe?
JackieMaya replied to Cora's topic in Everything about dogs
It's been about 30 years since I've gotten a dog neutered, so can't help you there. But when horses get gelded, their ball sacks usually swell up like grapefruit. With horses we just hose their balls with water and lighly exercise them. -
Holy shit! Dogs can get your heart pumping, can't they? Glad you got them all back.
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Run free Norman! It sounds like you had a great life with your human mommie!
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Frickin' idiots!
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Please send prayers and good thoughts to Cheech
JackieMaya replied to cheechweech's topic in Everything about dogs
My best thoughts are going out to you and Cheech! Please let us know what the vet has to say. Hopefully it will be something that is manageable. -
Be thankful that he really ISN'T a ram! As I posted on the Pyr pictures thread, my sister raises sheep, and her ram named Mario knocked into her Pyr a few times. And one time Mario got out of his fence and into the horse pasture, and he actually knocked my sister's horse off his feet!
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Awww, what a cute picture! Nikki is waiting for her close-up!
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Good boy, Barkley! I hope your ear feels better soon!
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That was supposed to be graphic? Whatever! And you gotta admit Joaquin is a hottie!
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Awww, Kessie gave her mummy a wee wee gift! LOL My puppers taught me that I always keep the toilet seat down and the bathroom doors closed.
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[quote name='IlBLisSlI']i try to whack jessi with my pizzle as often as possible[/quote] Can you imagine the whacking you could do if your pizzle was 30 inches? :crazyeyes:
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[quote name='Sharpeigirl']Sassy keeps whacking people with her Pizzle. [/quote] That's funny! :biggrina:
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And it's erect too! :evilbat:
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You could try a Gentle Leader or Halti on him. I use them on my dogs (who used to be real pullers), and I can walk all three of my dogs together on slack leashes with no problem. I started out with a Gentle Leader, but I think the Haltis fit better and are easier to put on.
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Pepper should have been ready
JackieMaya replied to leahluvsherpups's topic in Everything about dogs
Good luck for the little guy for a quick recovery! That's why I could never foster a dog. I would want to keep them all. I'm a great success at adoption, but I would be a total failure as a foster mom! -
That picture is just too adorable! Maybe you could stick a picture of Cori in the picture too so that it looks like they were both there getting their picture taken?
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Awww, what a beautiful girl! With lots of TLC and good food, it won't take long to get her in shape. She does look very sweet.
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Good for your friend and her mom for fostering! Tell them thank you and be sure to get some pictures!