courtnek Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 now, note...on all these cars it has in bold, dark writing on the sides and the back "K9 UNIT" Man in custody, dog OK after K-9 squad theft Tribune staff reports Published June 3, 2004, 1:20 PM CDT A Chicago police dog is recovering from a punch in the snout and may be in line for a departmental commendation after stopping a man who allegedly tried to steal a K-9 unit squad car this morning – only to discover the dog in the back seat. The dog attacked and the man crashed the squad car into a dumpster, pushing it through the brick wall of a building in the Portage Park neighborhood of the city's Northwest Side, WGN-Ch. 9 reported. The suspect was in custody this afternoon. No charges had been filed. The incident began about 4:45 a.m. when a K-9 unit officer and his four-legged partner responded to a report of a robbery in progress on the 5900 block of West Irving Park Road. A 260-pound suspect who had just taken a woman's purse overpowered the officer, jumped in the squad car and sped off, police said. What the man did not count on was Cliff, a 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 I submitted this to the "Darwin Award" website....you want some truly funny reading, go there. It has a list of all the "awards" given to people who did truly stupid things, for truly stupid reasons.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 lol how stupid can you be?? :roll: :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 That must of been a real "Oh S$%t!" moment for that guy. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xavierandrea Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 :tard: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 [quote name='eric']That must of been a real "Oh S$%t!" moment for that guy. :D[/quote] got that right!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: you gotta figure, do you really think punching an attacked trained K9 dog is gonna make him STOP???? I'd think he'd just get even more p***** off and bite harder! now for the justice. The guy's original charge would have been robbery, for stealing the purse (which may have had 20-60 dollars in it anyway) a 2000.00 fine, probation and community service, top sentence. NOW he is charged with: 1. 1 ct. Robbery 2. 1 ct. Grand Theft Auto 3. 2 cts. Criminal Damage to Property (squad and building) 4. 2 cts. Assault/ Battery on a Police Officer (the dog is considered an officer), which is a class X felony. so for maybe 50 bucks, instead of scrubbing graffiti off of walls, he is now looking at HARD jail time.... **Darwin Award!!** :evilbat: :evilbat: :evilbat: :evilbat: :evilbat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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