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[u]It's Great to be a Dog[/u]

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter
where it itches, no one will be offended if
you scratch it in public. :lol:

2. No one notices if you have hair growing in
weird places as you get older. :lol:

3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects
you to take a bath every day, and you don't
even have to comb your own hair. :lol:

4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of
good health. :lol:

5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas.
Some people might actually think you're cute. :lol:

6. Who needs a big home entertainment system?
A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. :lol:

7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. :lol:

8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner.
You never have to worry about table manners, and
if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. :lol:

9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're
always excited to see the same old people. All they
have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. :lol:

10. Every rubbish bin looks like a cold buffet to you. :lol:

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