Top Dog Posted September 15, 2003 Posted September 15, 2003 [u]It's Great to be a Dog[/u] 1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. :lol: 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. :lol: 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. :lol: 4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. :lol: 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. :lol: 6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. :lol: 7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. :lol: 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. :lol: 9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. :lol: 10. Every rubbish bin looks like a cold buffet to you. :lol: Anybody have any views/opinions on [url]www.pet-health-insurance[/url] as I'm looking to use them Quote
Angelboddy Posted September 15, 2003 Posted September 15, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That is so true and cute. :D Quote
imported_nea Posted September 15, 2003 Posted September 15, 2003 Those are funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
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