Ickle Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 [size=6][b]DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike[/b][/size] From ik sheltie list Ickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis erectus Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 LOL, this almost sounds like my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieMaya Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 BAHAHAHAHA! I wasn't expecting that! That's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 :roflt: :roflt: too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 That was hilarious! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 I will NOT eat at the computer..... I will NOT eat at the computer..... I will NOT eat at the computer..... I will NOT eat at the computer..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: can I crosspost that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickle Posted May 29, 2005 Author Share Posted May 29, 2005 Yes Courtnek please do Ickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 :lol: That was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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