Ickle Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 DOG SHOW QUOTES THE QUOTE THE TRUTH Noted Judge ...............................He put up our dog Respected Judge .......................He put up our dog twice Esteemed Judge ........................He puts up anything that crawls Shown Sparingly .........................Only when we had it in the bag Show Prospect ....................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail Finished in 5 shows..............And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon He has good points.....................His head is shaped like a carrot Won in heavy competition.........The others were revoltingly overweight Multiple group winner...................At 2 puppy matches Specialist Judge .....................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding Well Balanced .............................Straight as a stick in front and rear. Quiet gentle natured ...................After 4 valiums Excels in type and style...............However, moves like a spider on speed Personality Plus...........................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose. Large boned.................................Looks like a Clydesdale Good bite ............................Missed the judge, got the Steward Lovely head............................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose. Excels in movement ..............If he gets loose, put on running shoes Gorgeous Stiff Coat..................If the hairspray lasts until the class finishes Handled brilliantly by..................Nobody else can get near him Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year novice dog At stud to "approved" bitches.......Those bitches whose owner's Check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Pits Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Guess thats some dog show human! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefeathers! Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I loved it! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieMaya Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 That's so funny! I've seen something very similar only about horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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