mouseatthebusstop Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 How to photograph a puppy ? 1. Take a new roll of film from the box and load it into your camera. 2. Take the film box out of the puppy's mouth and throw it into the trash can. 3. Take your puppy out of the trash can and brush away the coffee grounds. 4. Select a suitable background for the photo. 5. Secure the camera to its tripod and prepare for photo shooting. 6. Look after your puppy and take the dirty socks from its mouth. 7. Place the puppy at the prepared workstation and go to the camera. 8. Forget the workstation and creep on all fours to catch your puppy . 9. Reset your camera with one hand and lure your puppy with a tidbit. 10. Get a handkerchief and clean your lens from the noseprints. 11. Take the the flash from the puppy's mouth and throw it away (the flash). 12. Lock the cat out and treat the scratch on the nose of your puppy with some ointment. 13. Place the ashtray and the magazines back on the couch desk. 14. Try to get from the puppy an interested look by holding a squeaking doll above your head. 15. Adjust your eyeglasses again and get your camera from under the sofa. 16. Jump up at once, take the puppy at the neck and say: "no - you make weewee outside". 17. Call your spouse to help you clean up. 18. Serve yourself a double whiskey (or whatever you prefer). 19. Set in a comfortable armchair and remind yourself, directly tomorrow morning, , to practice the "sit" command with the puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzy Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Great guide! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahmyjoy Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__crazy_canine__ Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Heh, thats cute! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddysMom Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you write that?! Very funny!! And true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosiebutt Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 20. Thank your lucky stars that you have an actual camera, and not just a webcam. Try getting a puppy to stay next to your camera, while you try to line up the shot, by looking behind you at your computer, while the puppy runs up and down the stairs! :roll: :wink: Which is why the only pics I have are from when my sister comes home from Chicago, and brings her camera with her. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Kat Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 lol I read this before on another forum but its too true :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn6 Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [img]http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Laugh%20on%20own.gif[/img] that is hilarious and so true. My problem is that my camera takes a moment to get the picture. Well with a puppy you don't always have a moment to get that picture. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: my adult dogs are impossible. you cant get an inside shot. as soon as they see camera, they both have to get up to "sniff" it and figure out what it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted October 10, 2004 Author Share Posted October 10, 2004 no I did not write it- I use a digital I switch on the camara then I have 15 seconds to take the photo by the time I have posed her the camara has switched it's self off, next I switch it off then on again. It takes at least two people to take a photo of a puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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