courtnek Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 A burglar breaks into a house one night intending robbery. He cases out the house, deciding what to steal...all of a sudden he hears a voice that says "Jesus is watching you..." He freezes in place, looks to find the source of the voice. When he hears nothing else, he thinks he imagined it and starts to unplug the TV and stereo. Once again he hears "Jesus is warching you..." he turns on his flashlight and searches the room. In the far corner he finds a parrot, on a stand....the burglar walks up to him and says "Did you say that?" The parrot says "yes"...the burglar starts laughing and says "And just who are you?" The parrot says "I am Moses..." The burglar looks amazed and says "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses????" Looking almost smug, the parrot says "The same people who named the 140 lb. Rottweiler 'Jesus'....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Kat Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Heard that one before but always good :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 I have heard it before too but it is very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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