samsmama Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I got this by email today from a friend of mine and assumed you all would enjoy it. It made me laugh out loud! :lol: Sounds just like Sam! And it's a good description of my roomate's cats, too! Enjoy! Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE! 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE! 6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary Day 183 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of carpet. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded,; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schippsmom Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 :Dog_run: That was too funny :D I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard. :haha: Paula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 :lol: LMAO that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pei obssessed Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I LOVED the cat diary.... The dog one isn't that accurate for my monster--this applies to her though: "They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal." And if I made her play ball, she'd be sure to complain to the diary about that waste of time :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsgalore Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 :lol: I've heard this before. The cat diary always makes me laugh! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 yea, that about describes my tyranical cat.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzy Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 :niewiem: sooo funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Seen it, but it's still SOOOO funny, and SOOO true!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annushka Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atghylin Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 LOL! I loved the cat diary. It's not quite Kusac though... anyone who has told me they have "allergies" to cats but love them any way has never had a reaction to Kusac :niewiem: not even my 3yr old nephew, who breaks out in hives when he touches a single cat hair but still managed to grab Kusac by the tail and swing him around the room one afternoon, didn't react. I have a very unigue (sp?) kitty cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellieangel Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I love the cat diary :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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