Guest Anonymous Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 1. Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. --P. J. O'Rourke 2.One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue. --Unknown 3. Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. --Mark Twain 4.Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. --Mary Bly 5.If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. --Phil Pastoret 6.My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. --Unknown 7."The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney * 8.A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." - John Holmes 9.No man can be condemed for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." - Will Rogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I am posting this as a start.. YOu guys have to keep the numbers growing with your own, lets see how many good ones we have heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 well, I dont know the authors (I'm SO bad at that) but maybe someone else can supply them. 9. If dogs dont go to heaven, I want to go where they do. 10. The more people I meet, the better I like my dog 11. A dog will forgive you no matter what you do; a cat knows revenge is better served cold.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ALWAYS SO TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 ummm... I know a website FILLED with doggy quotes and sayings, so I'd be cheating :oops: But I know a good wolf one, that's my fave: "Looking into the eyes of a wolf, is like looking into your Soul. Make sure you like what you see" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doglistener Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 A dog thinks your a god a cat knows it is. Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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