Ickle Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Pet Peeves from the dog's perspective: From another List 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!! 3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!! 4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....stop it. 6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet. 8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur? 10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Ickle A suggested appendix to the above why buy a dining table when I am not allowed to jump on and eat off it when you are not there Anon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFox Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 [quote name='Ickle'] 13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.[/quote] Oh I could not stop laughing at that one. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltielover Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacer126 Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 So funny. I needed a laugh after all the power was out last night. Thanks Icle :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelboddy Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 [quote name='Ickle']1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? [/quote] Oh, these three just make me laugh. My hubby always blames Nostalgia on the farts. :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xavierandrea Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 :lol: HA! HA! Too funny.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosebud Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Those are great although this one is completely opposite in my house. Sally & Rocket will follow you around, then chase the lawnmower once your finished they prance around something like this. They love a clean yard. :B-fly: [quote]11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? [/quote] :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_nea Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenLuv Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 :grins: :grins: :grins: :megagrin: :megagrin: :thumbs: :laola: :laugh2_2: This was really really cute!! Rio likes a clean backyard though, :lol: Rio'sMum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 [quote]11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. [/quote] my favorites :) :roflt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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