Guest Anonymous Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 I got these by email and thought they were cute: A Dog's Credo: Things I MUST remember as a dog: 1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed. 4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house. 5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it up. 6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick. 7. I will not throw up in the car. 8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell. 9. "Kitty box crunchies", although they are tasty, are not food. 10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. 11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. 12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. 13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. 14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. 15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. 16. I will not steal my mom's underwear & dance all over the backyard with it. 17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are mom & dad's laps. 18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for mom's driver's license and car registration. 20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 21. I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage to avoid having a string hanging out of my butt. 22. I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an option after just getting a bath. 23. Sticking my nose into someone's personals is not an acceptable way of saying hello. 24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because I thought it was the right thing to do. 26. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet. 27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner. 28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over. 29. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 :D :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullygirl29532 Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Love it!! now if only dogs could read.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behle Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 :crazyeyes: So much to remember! :confused1: My doggies will forget! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie_Gurl Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Dude, I just got that e-mail and posted it. Should've looked first. *bang my head on a wall* ain't it funny though?? (the post- not me perferably he he). Just so u know RnP I didn't do it on purpose. *smile* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 That just proves how funny it is if 2 of us thought it was worth posting *wink* :black: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullygirl29532 Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 What I think is funny both of you got the same forward or spam mail. I wonder how many degrees separate you two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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