Lord_Pik Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Did I say that?..... I meant I'll scare them away :lol: The only one who posts faster than me is you, by a wierd glitch. DP told me that you rejoined, and obviously the forum can't handle your hiatus, so it thinks you post 71 or so times a day :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Can too! ;) Okay, so you got added back after the mess up, and your join date got changed, right? But your post count was restored, because that be unfair to you to start at 0 again. Since Dogomania just does simple arithmetic and divides the postcount by the number of days you've been registered (which is now obviously much lower than it should be), the average posts per day it lists is way too high. Further proof will be gotten by monitoring your average posts per day daily. If it stays at 71, then you do indeed post 71 times a day, but still you didn't before. If it starts dropping, then you don't. Simple, non? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseatthebusstop Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 :n00b: [color=blue] HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE BOARD[/color] :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Not at all :lol: Just the problem I was working out in my head. That was simple. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie_Gurl Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Sry, Pik. I have no damn clue what u just said a couple posts before... I'm losted. [color=red]W[/color][color=orange]E[/color][color=yellow]L[/color][color=green]C[/color][color=blue]O[/color][color=indigo]M[/color][color=violet]E[/color][color=darkblue]!!!!![/color] Sorry I don't have emoticons, but the stupid computar won't let me because of the stupid parental control $hit. Uggh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Which post is it I confuzzled you with? :hmmmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnek Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 welcome Icey - what is the squiggle after "queen" please? and Pik, your insanity may just keep us all sane, so keep it up!! DP, is he always like this, or just here??? LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 He is like this all the time except when he is playing video games then he is a shell of a human . . . its kinda eerie actually. But the rest of the time he is well . . . Pik. Hmmm I wonder if I can get away with telling you all the icy pond storey without retalliation . . . oh well its worth it. We took Kavik (only dog at the time) out to the ponds. It was late Febuary or early March last year and was quite warm. There was a nice layer of slush over the ice coating the ponds. We walked a bit and ended up down by the dock. Pik was eager to go play on the pond as I won't let him take Kavik onto the pond so when he walks Kavik alone he can't go play. I expressed my concerns about the thickness of the ice in view of the weather but . . . So Piks out on the ice and he says "Hey look, neat, there are air bubbles coming up through the ice." I respond with "Well maybe you ought to come back in then." And then Pik Fate being the ironic mistress that she is steps into emphasis my point. As Pik fell through the ice he paused only long enough to make a face something like this :eek3: and this :eek: and this :shock: and this combined with a slight "o" mouth and noise and then continued falling. I had the leash off Kavik, tossed out to Pik and was lying flat on the dock to reel him in in about 2 seconds but apparently the freezing water robbed Pik of the ability to reason, he could however, thrash, break ice and swimsorta to the dock faster than is humanly possible, he also went form putting his hands on the dock to standing on the dock without bothering with the intervening space, he had his wet shirts off fast and I gave him a spare sweatshirt. He also managed too keep his hair dry. He was actually fine and we had either some soup or tea in a thermos so we stopped, had that and some high carb foods and went home he was fine so it was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 LMFAO! Oh, great story! I 'pecially like the faces! :wink: Hee hee, poor Pik. Oh well, I'm sure we've all done some REALLY stupid things like that... I do ALL the time! :lol: I'm the type of person who needs to learn from experience, screw what other people say, for all I know they could be lying! :lol: Court - the sqiggly lines is an "s" :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Surprisngly enough to me, I didn't drown there. And I was fine, laughing immediately upon exit of the lake. :) Perhaps DP will tell more stories eventually, I don't object at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Haha! love the story! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 haha! Ya DP, you should start a thread all about our crazy friend Pik, tell us all the stories (even ones he wouldn't want us to know! haha :evilbat: ) of course we could always get a few DP stories added in there? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 DogPaddle doesn't usually do things as careless as I do :roll:, so there are very few occasions for which a story could be told... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Sorry Pik, but I'm really not suprised! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Maybe we'll have a weekly Pik storey, there are plenty to choose from :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Pik Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Only about...30 or so... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie_Gurl Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 LOL. Great story!! and I'm Luvin the bro-sis combat. LOL. Oh, Pik, the one post that went over my head was the one where you were working out "the problem". But don't worry about it. I usually can catch everything (see, I'm not actually mature, I can just catch adult things so I look mature) cept there are the ones that go way over my head. LOL. I know YOU know how that goes. *smile* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bk_blue Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I thought you guys were a couple, not brother and sister...oops! :oops: :oops: I thought good for DP getting herself a toyboy :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Hmmm - a little clarification is nec. Eric who I have alluded to and is the guy who hijacked Pik's post while he was away and is affectionatly known as the Bellower around our place is . . . my brother. Pik is . . . not my brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Then (if you don't mind asking) Pik would be...? See I thought you guys were just friends... so... just curious (hee hee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogPaddle Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Well you know how at shelters sometimes people state reason for getting rid of dog: divorce or split up. Well-reason for getting together: dog(s). He loved my dog, I loved his dog, we get along, it works, so we are not sure of our official status but its all good. :oops: :niewiem: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie_Gurl Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 oops. Well, that's a little embarressing on my part. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bk_blue Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 ahhh ok :oops: :oops: blame it on the :drinking: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie_Gurl Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Yea, I'm with you bk!!! Pass the shots!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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